Wednesday, October 3, 2012

A True Story....

  This season is becoming a bit intense, so I thought I would share a true story that happened to a couple people some of our friends know.......


   A lady was late for her hair appointment. Leaving her subdivision in her convertible, she swerved to avoid hitting a cat, but unfortunately hit it anyway.  Feeling terrible and unable to recognize the feline right off, she grabbed an empty Nordstrom's bag out of her car, put the cat in it & placed it in the backseat of her car so she could locate the owner later.

   While sitting in the salon, she and the stylist were looking out the window, enjoying the lovely day and having her hair cut.  Suddenly, a lady walked through the parking lot, looked into the convertible, saw the Nordstrom's bag, and took it.  The lady had just been telling her stylist what had happened on the way there, so they watched to see what the woman did with the "stolen" merchandise.

  The woman sauntered out of the parking lot holding the bag, walked across the street and down a ways. Then she opened it - and promptly fell into a dead faint!

  Someone saw the woman fall, so they called 911.  The ambulance shows up, loads the woman onto the gurney, saw she had a bag with her, so they put it on her chest & loaded her up into the ambulance & took her to the hospital.

  Well, the people in the salon were now curious what was to happen, so they made up all sorts of endings to the "story".

  A few days later, they all found out when a friend of theirs who is a nurse in a hospital came in to get her haircut.  It turns out that the doctors were having a hard time trying to figure out what caused this woman to pass out on the street like that - her heart rate  was fine, etc...  When the woman came to, she saw the Nordstrom's  bag on her chest & started screaming hysterically, so they had to sedate her....

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