Ok, these are too funny not to post...

         So, would their "pick up" lines be better?  Is the food spiced? Does it make you think your pet is really ready for sunglasses or a cruise?

Eww - really? Where is the cheese sauce?

 
As a person strides through the market, trying to figure out some of the ingredients or advertisements in a foreign language, it is somewhat shocking, then hilarious to realize you don't have to decipher the box as hard as you have been with the others.

   I have learned I need to start counting - at least to three- before I try to figure out why they use some names in their advertising. Maybe to be "hip, slick & cool", or to lure in people who are so hungry to read and learn English? Maybe it is because they think it is making sense somehow in their thinking?

Is it proper to clean with this, or just have it in your home?

    Then, there are the "household helps"... this is sold not only at a store owned by a company in the UK,  but I have also seen it with my own eyes at everyday 'Mom & Pop' stores. Is this just Mr. Clean's way of making us feel relieved that we are safe or that this is the only product to use before company comes?

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